so i start dating this girl in mid-may. we were good friends before, so we always seemed to have a good time together. things start to get a little serious, and when i say serious, i really mean physical. me being the smooth talking, good looking stallion that i am, try to get her to perform "sexual favors," aka...i want her to give me a bj. she gives me this excuse of "i have a jaw problem, and if i keep my mouth open too long, i'll get lockjaw." well...she actually did have a jaw problem, but i dont know if she'd get lockjaw. but she suggested, that we just have sex instead. i was like....hmmm....yeah thats a good plan. so we are getting "intimate" as people say, and we go for it. i put on my rubber, and ask her, "are you sure you're ready?" i didn't want to rush her or anything. but she said it was cool. keep in mind, only a few days before, i had recieved major blue balls cause she wouldnt give me head. but.....i insert, and she lets out a shreek of pain. i was like, fuck, better do this shit quick before she tells me to stop....but low and behold, she takes me out of her, and complains about all the pain. my fucking god. needless to say, me and her broke up shortly afterwards.
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Editors note: Um, yeah. Hey, i dont make them up, i just post them. If you have one, send it.
i'll post it weather its true *cough* or not.