So brandon and sarah went and got married. I know ladies, he's taken. But you can still send him money. Anyway, they took a honeymoon to Aruba . Yeah, so this entire adventure is pretty much me throwing in your face how awesome i am and how great aruba is. You'd probably be better of puking right now instead of at the end. Ya know, save ya some time. Its the least i could do for you.
This is our hotel. Look it how SA WEET it is.
This is what we looked at when we looked outside one of our many windows. Yeah, we went all out.
Hey, Moron, you forgot the flash. Now this beautiful picture is ruined. RUINED!
Brandon is finally king. He has so much money down here because of the conversion and these people pratically work for free!
Where you going hotsuff?
I'm going to get in my sweet ride and go tour this island!
They give out licenses to anybody down here!
OH NO! JOHVA WITNESS'! ROLL UP YOUR WINDOWS SARAH!
One stupid road on the whole entire island (this sentence is a lie) and its full of traffic! UGH! maybe its because
these 2 year olds don't know how to drive. OR, i bet its those johva's holding up traffic. C'MON! MOVE MAN MOVE!
Growl, get on the bed. I'm so wild!
Hey, Brandon! Lets take a jeep tour of the island and see what its all about!
OH NO SARAH! THAT ROCK IS GOING TO EAT YOU! DONT LET IT EAT YOU!
i told you this tour wasn't a good idea.
Watch your head! this is their warning signs. They don't have to be worried about getting sued because
lawyers aren't allowed in paradise.
This was our super cool tour guide. He said if the tour sucks, you can complain to him because he won't care.
Goats in the shops! just like home! and true enough there was 4 black women playing cards but i was
scared if i took a picture of them they were going to put a curse on me, thats probably what happened
to this goat. He was a young sexy man like myself who took a picture of those women because he thought
it would be a funny picture. whose laughing now...goat man....
I hope you can understand the language...i think it means theres icecream up the road..
Eat your heart out JEEP advertisements.
It'll cost 1 billion dollars to call home. just kidding. the operator couldn't understand english.
Sarah's wiped out. this 3 hour tour has taken....years...
STOP YOUR CRYING SARAH! We've got more to see!
Bless you!