Here is a man who spent his time on earth to help better mankind. without people like Barney Smith, we would have no entertainment. Our lives would be filled with bore. I have never been to Barney Smith's Museum but i put it on my list of things to do before the little monsters cut off my legs. Heres a link to the Official Museum homepage because i do not want to steal the hits from this wonderful work of art. I think the whole world should know, because of this mans tribute, the toliet seat knows his job is not being done in vien. It gives them some, yet small, hope. So i think we should all take a moment of silence and say "thank you" and honor the man that keeps the toilet seats happy. We sulute you Barney Smith.

Barney Smith's Toliet Seat Museum

heres a few pictures from his site, just to give you a little taste of what your missing.

here is the man himself, Barney, posing for a picture. Smile Barney, We love you!

here's a picture of a small area of the seats. this is only a small portion of his whole collection.

This is a picture of Cheif Klondikebar of the Alaskan tribe. He was a brave man and close to Barney's heart. they played poker together in a bar and Barney won a night with the Cheif's wife. He had a pair of dueces. Barney won on a bluff. This made Cheif Klondikebar angry. They both poped in a mentos and had a good laugh. Those silly indians.

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