"Hey erik! i have an idea. lets go to mejier because i want some candy. but first lets stop at best buy so i can buy a computer game, errr i mean a cd. yeah, a really hardcore cd like slipknot or megadeath....."
"ok brandon."
We head into Best buy to buy our mega death and slipknot., after all,computer games
are for nerds and geeks, and gay boys who like to picnic at taco bell.
Our adventure leads us to mejier, the reason this picture is all messed up, because we
almost got hit buy a car. i was getting all pissed and upset at him, then he got out
of his car to apoligize and boy was i gonna give him a whoopin! but he had no legs
so he baught us some beer and we laughed and drank and talked about good ol times
in 'nam till the sun came up and we passed out.
We head on over to the bulk candy. they put it in the back because they dont want
fat people to see it and swarm there and block the front of the store other people
cant get to it. so they put it out back so nobody really notices.
UMMMM, bulk candy, and its on sale too. gotta love bulk candy, gotta love bulk
candy on sale even more with a condom!
Im so sueing.
We ran into charlie batch at mejier. he was lookin for a job. HAW HAW! he came
and shot the shit with us with the legless man because he had nothing better to do.
he used to tell us stories of when the lions were good. he was way to drunk forhis
own good.
Brandon ran into his good ol buddy, CAPT. Ron. He came over and told us stories
of how the ocipussies over came his ship and his seamen had to eject and they
nearly drowned and boy, what a jolly ol time that campfire and booze was.
Brandon pays for his bulk candy, since its on sale, he got 4.99 cents back. what a deal!
The car ride home was long, boring and depressing. We had so much fun at that
campfire, drinking and telling stories, we didnt want to go back to our sad
pathetic reality of lives. oh well.