Welcome ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls of all ages, to the 1st annual National Backyard Croquet Championships. This is the final event in a gruling Croquet tour that has brought out the best and brigtest of our sport. Kevin Reibant, Brandon Kasper, Corey Ulrich, Josh LaFalce and Kung Fu Lu gather here today, all coming in as equals, but only one will go home a true champion. After weeks and weeks it all comes down to this final game. Get ready for the 2002 National Backyard Croquet Championships!!!


Kung Fu Lu waits paitently as the course gets set up. Coming into this event, Kung Fu Lu is favored heavily to win this.


Brandon prepares himself for a grouling battle by pscyhing himself up. GRR BRANDON GRR!


The game got off to an ugly start. brandon smashed josh's ball and sent it flying.


Kung fu Lu, while waiting, downed a few beers and become pretty rowdy. the judges had to award him a YELLOW CARD for this move, although, it seems like corey is enjoying this. BAD CALL JUDGES! BAD CALL!


Corey Trying to act all tough, but really she wasn't cause she was loosing.


Josh foolishly sends his ball into the flower bed. Uh oh, 2 stroke penality.


Brandon sacrifices his moves in attempt to stop corey from winning. he defends josh also as he helps his partner move up.


Ryan shows up for the party afterwards but the hookers, strippers and cators have already gone home. sorry ryan.


brandon is whipped from such an intense game and pretends to smoke a clothes pin.

I cant believe i paid for the whole seat when i only used the edge of it!