So out of a 'spur of the moment' type deal, Brandon and sarah decided to head to Cleveland, OH because sarah wanted to see some dinosaur bones. It has nothing to do with the fact that they just watched the movie 'A night at the museum. Brandon did some reasearch on the internet and found that Cleveland was the cloest museum with dinosaur bones. This is going to be sweet!
"HA! i caught you trying to take a picture of me while i slept. Well, I'm not sleeping. I'm not going to sleep either. Give me more
credit than that Brandon."
"I'm not going to sleep either. I'm going to stay awake with a handjob from my good buddy called caffeene."
"Brandon, thats gross. This is a family site."
"Hey sarah! look at that sweet looking bridge!"
and.....she's out...again.....
Brandon pays the man to travel on the road that he built. If he didn't pay the toll, they would burn his car, steal his wife,
take all his money and impregnat his wife with the future ailen race. Good thing he paid the toll.
Hahahahahahahaha
Bums?! GET A JOB! what kind of place is this?
This place is so bad, even the statues are running to get out of town. The internet didn't say that! man. i hope this museum rocks
and makes up for the fact that its in the middle of a stink hole.
WOW! theres the museum. It looks super sweet. Now that we know where it is, lets go downtown to get something to eat. I'm hungry.
Man, downtown cleveland isn't that impressive. Maybe its because it's in ohio. What is impressive in Ohio? NOTHING!
"Oh man brandon, you got the last parking spot in the parking lot! this museum must be super sweet! everybody wants to be here! what luck too! the
very last spot in the ENTIRE lot!"
We're here! we made it! too bad that the building we passed WASN'T the musuem and this actually looks just like a basement of the libary that is upstairs.
man, we feel ripped off. Lets atleast have fun.
There are so few visitors that the exhibits actually watch tv inbetween people. Then, when they come in, a buzzer goes off and
they get into position until they leave again. The buzzer was broken when we walked in.
Oh man, this place is so poor, they have naked indigent babies wandering around begging for food scraps.
LOOK! DINOSAUR BONES!
This is the only known actual do do bird that was once thought to be extent. Look how it examines the bones of the dinosaur in the background. HA!