Yo, Bman, Wake up, or stop smoking weed. one of the 2.
PIECE OF SHIT TIRE. went flat. look, it doesnt look flat.
but then it is. because it sucks. its weak. its no good. GO
BACK TO YOUR MOTHER YOU SHITTY TIRE.
Larys here to pick brandon up., he just pulls up into my
front lawn and honks the horn till i come out. but im already
out. i fooled him.
You look hungry lary, lets go get some food. some MAN FOOD!
Destination Coney Island: Accomplished.
The watresswas biusy on the phone, TOO Busy to help us.
we sat a good 10 minutes before anybody decided to help
us. and low and behold, a pretty girl named bridget decided bring me
some food. while
i was wiating, i was so hungry, i broke their little sign thingy.
THAT'LL TEACH EM!
Brandon got a whole pitcher of water, he drank it all. WHAT A CAMEL!
MMM DAMN that looks good. French toast with strawberries
and whipped creame. WAIT! its half EATEN ALREADY! send it back!!!
Yes, this was our waitress named bridget. 4 pictures,
does brandon have a little bit of a crush on somebody?
heck yeah he does.
so if you know bridget, or you are bridget, and your not
scared off yet, contact me. Spud-X@mailcity.com
just incase you missed the first 1.
She was really funny and nice too. my meal came to 2.95 cents,
and i left her a 3 dollar tip. im going to try to buy my way
into her heart.
She didn't know i was taking a picture. HA, but when we
were leaving, 2 other waitress were looking at as cause
i looked back to get one last look, and i bet they were
telling her how im stalking her and how freaky i am, but inside
my head im going to pretend that they told her how hot
i was and how cool i am. I reminded myself of that guy
from american beauty, the dude with the bag. except i dont
sell drugs. cause itd be cool if i did cause i'd be rich as hell.
but im not gay and even if i was mmy father would kill my
next door neighbor because i wouldnt suck his wang chung
for no amount of money. im just not into that.
Time to go home lary. Enough of this sap shit. Yeah, sap is for losers and trees.
"matt/dennis, from a band called Arizing