Brandon slides the rock, Kevin directs where it's supposed to go. Brandon already knew where it was going before it ever left his hand. Brandon's got mad curling skills.

Kevin puts on his rubbers so he doesn't slip on the ice and have an accident. We don't want little kevins running around. 1 kevin is enough.

"HEY LADIES! SWEEP IT LIKE ITS YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR!"

"Much better. Not only do they know how to sleep, They know how to listen. I guess they've avoided black eyes tonight."

Erika is curling on a different team on the other side of the rink. She's on another Sheet. She took her own sheet. HA! GET IT! say it with an accent. sHEET! HA!

"Come on ladies! It aint gonna sweep itself!" I see 2 women walking out with black eyes.

That's a nice curl. Wait. Red is the enemy. That's an awful curl.

"I got this."

Sarah tries to act cute to get out of a beating. Maybe if she'd just listen and do what Brandon says....

Brandon and Sarah sweep together. How romantic.

Kevin tries to figure out what's going on. How can he "got this" when he doesn't get it?

Now that's a close call. Does it count?

"Yeah, i dont know. that's a close one. Let me get a closer look at that."

The man in charge, the "ref" takes a deep hard look at it and declairs ITS A POINT!

"Man, that guy has no idea what he's talking about. It wasn't over the line! MARK IT ZERO DUDE!"

"Brandon, can you just deal with it and let me curl?" "No sarah, I can not just deal with it. Maybe you don't know what principals are. Maybe you don't understand what following the rules are. MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. you will however be getting a black eye for talking back to me."

Erika, over on her own sheet. All by herself. With her own friends. Her other friends. How's the weather over there? BAW HAW HAW HAW!

Kevin has a dirty butt and it needs to be cleaned.

Brandon's team loses. They actually got their butt kicked. It's cause Brandon and kevin got stuck with the girls on their team. They lost the game for them.

Kevin and sarah are sad that they lost. They are sad that they under preformed. They are sad that they had to let Brandon carry the whole team. They are sad that even though brandon is a mega ultra super amazing star at curling, it still just wasn't enough to over come their lack of skills and carry them to victory.

"V stands for victory, and L stands for losers and black eyes."

The loss hurts even more because they lost to this douche bag.

This whole website is a douche bag. You're a douche. I'm a douche for still coming here.