The biggest dick with the smallest cock
This guy and I were having sex and we were using a condom. Well he had a small dick, obviously to small for a regular sized condom and the condom feel off. Only I didn't know until a few days later when I found it. When I asked him about it he said he know it feel off but thought it was no big deal. Needless to say we never had sex after that.
Editors note: That sucks. you should mailed the condom back to him. That woulda been funny.