"So sarah, what do you want to do today? We can........go..........to......the......" "Brandon?" Something has caught brandon's eye. What is that in the mirror behind sarahs head?

It's the hockey game of course! ITS PLAYOFFS BABY!

Is that a laundry tub in the bedroom? Man, this place is old fashioned alright...

OH MAN THIS PLACE IS AWESOME! yup. That is a word search hanging from the toilet. Yup. Those are bathroom words on there. Yup. this is the greatest idea EVER.

Awww yeah! brandon is excited because he found every word. Then used it to wipe his butt. Double duty! hahahahaha. Duty.

Brandon heads to the ATM because he figures he should get some cash just incase this place doesn't take credit. What type of place doesnt take credit anymore? Good question. Oh wait. This place doesn't.

Oh man, This place must be popular. it's packed! that's a good sign, its gonna be good!

Look at all these things to see! how are we going to fit them all in today? We're going to need a whole week!

Brandon and sarah, in effort to keep the attention to detail and bring the customer the most to their expierance, count every single bulb just to see if they are telling the truth.

Apparently, in inda, the tulip is sacred because there was millions of indians around. Not the kind that ride horses and steal wallets, i'm talking about the kind that build computers and promise you they're in america and you trust them because they have names like Bob and Steve.

SEE! I TOLD YOU SO!

That's it? That's what this amazing tulip farm is? wow. Brandon and Sarah feel ripped off.

This guy is saying something romantic. He hid a ring in the tulips and then asked her to pick it up and i bet he's proposing to her. Wait, what am i talking about. It's india. They don't ask. She's been married to him since she was 12. So than he must be showing her his tulip and bulb. HA!

Here is a trick question. What is the most beautiful thing in this picture? It's sarah, silly. And if its not, it's ok. you've been dead to me a long time ago. I dont really care. I've got 2 other people now that visit this site, so who needs you? NObody. Thats who. SO GET OUTTA HERE!

This guy is showing her his tulip and bulbs again. wait. is this the same guy or a different? ugh. They all look the same. STOP RUINING MY JOKES.

This sign is important for reasons that will be listed below. It's so important, i've decided to include it in 241 pictures taken for this adventure. Yup. and im posting every single one of them.

These tulips are on the other side of the fence. Why?? what makes them so speical? I cant have them. I want them now. I want to own them, to smell them, to roll in them. I NEED THEM!

And so does this little kid who keeps touching the fence with a stick. He kid, where are your parents? Oh wait, right there next to you. HA! Oh man, natural selection has failed us yet again.

The fence is also keeping this huge buffalo from coming and eating all of the small children. How is buffalo and tulips related? Why is there even this beast on a tulip farm?

Free fertilizer.

These people thought it would make a beautiful chirstmas card they can send to everybody back home having the buffalo in the background. So peaceful.

HA! they thought wrong! that's whats in the background of their awesome chirstmas card.

Look it how beautiful these flowers are. If people would buy stuff from the website store, maybe we could capture the beauty that reallys.

Or maybe we'll just ask this guy to borrow his."

"Attention guests: please look around your groups and if you notice an old lady missing, please go to the area near the edge of the garden where she's been passed out for the past 4 hours."

Those really are magnificant draw bridges and water ways! Absoulty stunning.

Brandon and sarah are very disapointed in this tulip farm in holland. Damn you internet for making so much hype out of nothing! DAMMMNN YOU!

Where to next?