This adventure is karting. I know what your thinking, i thought the same thing. Go karts? c'mon. These go from 0mph to 40mph in less than 5 feet i believe. They top out at 40mph. They are fast. You won't understand and i don't expect you to till you actually do it. So, since you have no idea how awesome these karts really are, you can just file this adventure under another lame one.
Brandon came straight from work so he had to change in the back seat. Sarah was peeking the whole time. It's not like there's anything
she hasn't seen there before anyway.
Right before hand, Brandon ate KFC and sucked down this delicious slurpie from speedway. 32 ounces of it. Sounds like a good idea, right?
Brandon trying to act tough through the brain freeze. There's no fooling anybody. We all know brandon is not tough.
After all the hype and telling you how sweet it is, here is the track.
PSYCH! loser. you believed it too.
Sarah's brother, Jason, is the one who is into this placed and told us about it. Nice outfit jason.
A lunch lady joke would be so cliche here right now, so in going the other way "its time for your surgery to get that object out of your anus."
HA! bet you didn't see it going that way.
There's the racers and the guy who is supposed to keep us racers in line. Right. He only wishes he could contain brandon.
Rule number 12. Sarah can't race. She must sit in the women section.
Bill is happy because he has something hard on his head to protect his brain from the massive collisons that could be and will be happening.
Brandon thinks this neck brace is dumb and he doesn't want to wear it...but we all remember dale earnhardt.
GENTLEMEN! to your karts. its time to ride!
Bill gets a good luck kiss to calm his nerves from the ref.
Yeah Jason, we all saw it. Don't get jealous because you didn't get one. You'll just have to pound him out on the ASSphalt.
They aren't even out of the pit area and the racing is already intense.
You think this was intense? click here. it gets WAY MORE intense.