"I don't know Brandon, What?"

"We just drove 3 hours, 200 miles, up to our grandma's cottage and plan on stay here for 5 days and i forgot stuff to brush my teeth, wash my hair, soap my body, keep my underams smelling fresh and to keep my face clean of stubble!"

"Oh silly Brandon, You're such a fool. But I'm not going to sit in this house with you and not have you be fresh and clean. You better run up to the local Kmart and buy some of that stuff or otherwise i'm going to jump ship."

"How on earth can we go on an adventure up to kmart when Nona's and Opa's car are blocking us in!?"

"No worries Brandon. I went through your mothers purse while she was in the bathroom and stole the keys. Lets get this little Go-Kart outta here before they hear the high pitched hum roll outta here!"

Look at the size of that bug! it's filled with blood too! eww, Gross. I hope its not tainted blood with Aids and rabies and herpies and cancer.

Not just any K-mart will do for this adventure. Only a BIG k-mart will be able to fofil our needs. SCREW YOU SMALL KMART!

Hey Sarah, what are you doing way down at the end of the isle near the pharmacy?

OH! your taking your blood pressure and pulse at one of those automated machines? ITS NOT A TOY SARAH!

Well since you're there, lets find out how you did. Not bad. And since you found out, Brandon should find out too.

Jeeze Brandon, What are you so stressed about? Why are you so angry? WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!?

Brandon collectes what he needs and he's glad that the lavender smelling shampoo was on sale because thats his favroite and he needed an excuse to buy it so he doesn't look girly.

Man, Way to corner the market coppertone. Or is it Kmarts fault? Selling sunscreen at such a high price seems like price gouging to me. Or is this kmarts fault? SCREW YOU KMART AND COPPERTONE!

Where do they go now?!