Welcome to my page of Laffy Taffy Jokes. Those funny little jokes sent in by 6 year olds that make no sense at all but still make us chuckle. WHAT!?! you have no idea what I'm talking about?!?! You haven't lived till you've tried these small tiny squares. E-mail me and I'll send you some. Then you'll understand. Enjoy. heres some. i got sick from eating all these Laffy Taffys so more jokes will be on the way a little later then expected.

TRUE STORY! im not lieing. im not faking this. this is true. she might have been lieing or faking, but im not accusing because thats wrong. im just telling you how it is.

i got an e-mail in my mail box one day from scottland i believe it was. it was this lady telling me how she used to come to the states with her friend and she remembers eating laffy taffy. and then she told me all about it which i thought was very nice. she then writes me on how her friend got really sick (car accident i think) and was in the hosiptal. she looked around for laffy taff because she remembers the smile it put on her face.well me being the nice guy and all, took her address and sent her 40 laffy taffy's to get her through the day. she later wrote me back thanking me saying it was very nice and she smiled and they both thanked me. it really touched my heart. just thought i'd pass that on from me, to you and your friends.

Now, on with the show.

James E from Winter Garden, FL writes How do you fix a tomato? With tomato paste!!!

Jennifer P. from Montgomery, AL writes What kind of bug comes out at night? A nightling bug!!!

Andrea B from Cincinnati, OH writes What is a bee's favorite dance? The Bee Bop!!!

Roxanne M. from Sunnyvale, CA writes Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer!!!

Samantha J. from Sterling Heights, MI writes Did you hear the watermelon(it should be peach) Joke?? It was pityful!!!

Susan A. from New York, NY writes Why shouldn't you step on a watch? Its a waste of time!!!

Suzanne N from Waco, TX writes Who greets you at a haunted house? A host ghost!!!

Taylor Z. from Merrick, NY writes Why did the farmer bury his money? To make his soil rich!!!

Nick K. From MT Prospect, IL writes What do you call a cracked up window?A pain in the glass!!!

Dawn D. From Manhattan, IL writes Why didn't the duck cross the grill? He didn't want to be a roast duck!!!

Davild B. From Tulsa, OK writes Did the people laugh when the lady fell on the ice? No, but the ice sure cracked up!!!

Emily O. From Rochester, MN writes What did the doctor give the duck? A clean bill of health!!!

Randall B, from Paramus, MJ writes Where did the dentist go on his vacation? To the mouth of the mississippi river!!!

Brandon R. From Florence, SC writes Which garden has the most vegitables? Flash garden!!!

Tina P. From Raleigh, NC writes What did one casket say to another casket? That you coffin!!!

Emily P. From Ironton, OH writes What do you call a lazy baby kangeroo? A "pouch" potato!!!

Joshua K. From Frisco, TX writes Why did the elephant wear green shoes? So he could hide in the grass!!!

Karl H. From Frisco TX writes How do you get a free lightbulb? Catch a lightning bug!

Noel S. From New Market TN writes Why did the martian lawyer go to court? He had to settle a space suit!!!

Theodora M. From Albuquerque, NM writes What forgien money do dogs dislike? The pound!!!

Phillip R. From Hazet NJ writes What part of a car tires the most? The exhaust pipe!!!

Katie M from Leroy, IL writes Why is santa claus the best gardner in the world? Because he loves to HO! HO! HOE!!!

Christpoher S. From St Louis MO writes What is thin, white and scary? Homework!!!

Jake W. From Oak Harbor Wa Writes Why did draculas mom give him cough suyrp? Because he was coffin!!!

James S From Hasbrouck HTS NJ Writes What is another name for a sleeping skelton? LAzy Bones!!!

Katie L from Tyler TX writes What time was it when an elephant sat on the car? Time to get a new car!!!

Mordy K from Chicago IL writes What did the flower say to the bike? Petal man petal!!!

Ashley J from Council Bluffs IA writes Why was cinderalla late for the ball? She forgot to swing the bat!!!

Erin P from Kellogg MN writes How can you tell if theres a hippo in your oven? The Oven door wont close!!!

David L, Glencoe IL writes How do you get water into the watermelon? Plant it in the spring!!!

Jereme B from Norfolk, VA writes Why was the boy covered in gift wrap? His mom told him to "live in the present"!!!

Rhonda B from Chicago IL writes How do you start a flea race? One, Two, Flea, GO!!!

A. P. From Lecliare IA writes Why did the dalmation need glasses? Because he was seeing spots!!!

Chad D from New Bedford, MA writes What did yes say to no? Maybe!!!

Mario P from Gould AR writes What did the hairs say to the razorblade? You're looking pretty sharp today!!!

Melissa from Port Huron MI writes Why is a catcher like a cook? Because they both hate a bad batter!!!

Lori K from Clayton OK writes Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? because all the fans have left!!!

Devon K from Rochester MN writes Why is a lost dalmation easily found? Because he's always spotted!!!

More to come when i get unlazy! haw haw! which will be, probably never. I would have a lot more, but as i was typing i kept eating the laffy taffys. so this is all for a huge long while again.

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