So, lary joined the army. Lame, i know. He only comes back around once in a hundred years so whenever he comes back we always have a party. His parents are known for their killer 4th of july parties. They head down out of state and buy LEGAL fireworks so they could come up and blast them off in their backyard. Legally of course. So, this is the story of the totally legal forth of july weekend party that happened on May 18th, 2007. Do the math, buddy.


Lary's cat is so sad it can't come out and party. Why not? Why not let the cat come out and party with everybody? I'll tell you why. It's because its a CAT and cats CANNOT party with humans. It goes against nature. duh.

Jeeze matt, the party just started and you're already drunk. Way to control yourself man, way to control.


No, YOU listen. This is my website and i'll put and say what i want to on it. No, YOU LISTEN! alright. i know, it sucks. please don't go away. I need friends. I'll listen.


Hi erik, lary's brother. Aren't you happy he's home to party with us. What? you're moving to ST.LOUIS to never hang out with any of us again and you've invited all you're non existant friends to hang out and use this as your 'moving to st.louis' party?


Not cool erik, NOT COOL.


yeah.....erik.........nottt.......cooollll.......hah...........


HEY YOU LISTEN I'VE GOT A JOKE TO TELL YOU!


HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!


You're so right brandon! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!


Hahaha brandon, that joke really is funny, You are the dreamiest, bestest, sexiest, greatest, awesomest man in the whole world.


I dont get it.


"Hey everybody, Gather around. I've got something to say. Listen Up. It's pretty sweet. It's going to blow you away."


Its time to light some...FIREWORKS!!!!!


OH MY GOD! I LOVE FIREWORKS! LIGHT THEM UP! THEY ARE SO PRETTY!


Oh, those are pretty fireworks!


"Hey, Sarah, Why are you so sad?"


Well, Lary, where did all the fireworks go?


Here they are sarah! i've found them!


Awww brandon! you're my hero! A kiss for my hero!!


Lets light this party on FIRE!


Oh man, those are some preeeetttyyyyyy fireworks.


"Yup. Thats a solid pole. Looks pretty strudy to me."


I don't know erik, that pole doesn't look so sturdy. I put my bum on it and it falls over.


MMMMM, this is a delicious hamburger.


Mmmm...that WAS a delicious hamburger.


And no party is complete without putting a cat in the tub for a bath. The kitty was dirty,..it needed to be clean....


After all, it got the clap from being in this dude's crotch.


And no party is complete without showing the aftermath of the damage caused by the roit police riding their horses, spraying tear gas, beating the innocent, because they are cops, thats what they do.

I hate the pigs. I hate that they ruined this party.