My muffler is falling off. I had to crawl under there and tie it back up
underneath the car. Nothing is going to stop me from going this weekend.
2 hours till departure.
My windshield wiper sucks royally. here it is in 2,000 different peices
on the ground. who knew it took that many peices to make those.
We're now on our way. i picked up ryan and we had to stop at lary d's house
to pick up some stuff from his house. heres his car for sale, its a real junker.
theres a dead body stuffed in the trunk.they are asking 16,000 for it. 16,000
frog legs that is.
Here is larys house. it reminds me of a mini-white house because of the tall
pillars. If you look in the window you can see all the honeys he's got chained
up for when he comes home. He likes that.
Lary's step dad gave us directions, but we got confused somewhere along the way,
and we ended up in a crappy town called oxford. the local folk here are real jerks.
we're sitting at a light watching this guy eat and he flips us off. So
we took his picture and fliped him off back. I hope if you ever see this guy on the
street you'll flip him off and kick his dog. jerk.
Heres the 5-0 beating down somebody. i bet they desreved it though. The cop
is at the end of his round, his faimly waiting at home for him. little susie
in pig tales and the wife has a nice steak laid out for him and then this jerk
has to start shooting at random motorists because he walked in on his wife
sleeping with the lawn care guy which is odd because there is snow on the ground.
i mean, if it took you this long buddy, c'mon. get a clue. We should all stop
and say thank you to the cop for risking his life so ours is safe. its a good
thing they had him contained when we passed by. i didnt want to get shot at. that sucks.
We stopped at a taco bell. i bet they put crack in their tacos so poor saps
like myself gets addicted to those so you can't stop buying and buying and buying
and buying and then you eventually buy so much you kill yourself from an overdose.
This is mike. He is on the employee achievment board at the taco bell.
hes a talanted young actor stuck at a dead end job waiting to be discovered. well mike,
were here to discover you and i know one of the 2 people that acutally look at this
site has to know somebody, so its only a matter of time man, only a matter of time.
we could probably sell your story to hollywood too because its very orginal.
I saw this in the reflection off the countertop. It's kind of like field of dreams.
"if you build it, they will come" excpet, im not exctally sure what this
is trying to tell me.