Where are we going? It's foggy. It's in the middle of no where. It's luke warm outside. This....This is creepy.
Alright, this really isn't cool. Where are we going? My butthole is puckering in fear of what might happen.
This has the makings of a bad porno. What is going on?!
Free Redbull, Cameras, Ladies, middle of no where....this can only mean one thing. And this thing i'm not sure of but i think it's safe to say we all don't know what we do know what we think we cant find is not what is the thing that we're all not aware of for not being able to see correctly through the fog.
M-22, whats that? What is this strange sign and why should i go that way?
Is that lary and sarah on bikes being chased by 2 cops? oh god, they've stole something or are hiding drugs. RUN! fishsticks.net does not participate in illegal activity! this is a faimly site!
No silly, they are doing a triatholon! which one? This one! M-22
17 mile bike ride in the hills. HILLS. 2 mile run, which includes running up a freking SAND DUNE, and a 2 mile kyack.
Where the heck did they go? It's so foggy and that sand dune is so high, they're gone! They've gone to heaven to visit!
There they are! i see them! I wonder how big the sand castle could be if...shut up....just shut up. this is an awful joke. its not funny, it stupid. ugh.
There they go! running away from their problems. If only they knew they couldn't run away from Brandon. He'll find them and get them.
And here is where they come in from the run, jump into the small self propelled boat by a stick with 2 paddles on the end.
There they go. Off into the yonder never to be seen again.
The shore is littered with washed up boats of the souls that were lost at sea. RRRRRRRRR. maybe eaten by pirates. Maybe eaten by the sea lurchan. Who knows. Who cares. NOBODY. just like this site. NOBODY.
Brandon and Sophia wait on the shore hoping that someday their love will return to them.
Sophia can't handle it anymore and drownes herself in rum. Pirate rum! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Here they come! they like brandon! they really do! this will make him happy! he has 'friends!'
Everybody point and laugh. This guy fell and got all wet. LAUGH! I DEMAND YOU! and by everybody, i mean the only person who comes here. I'm sorry for being so mean to you about this, but you gotta understand, i have to put on a show. If i cant even do that, what can i do? nothing. and then what will i have. nothing still.
Here they come! 2 champions! 2 people who just finshed a triatholon. These persons, or athletes, have just completed it...tri-athletes if you will. and believe me, you will.
The face of winners. The face of champions. The face of 2 triathletes. Wow. that is catchy. it's going to catch on and you'll all be able to say you've seen it here first. Like most other things in life, they all get created here. Someday fishsticks.net will be in history books. and biology books. And sex education books. it's already in the bible. CHECK IT!