One night, we went into mcdonalds to play monopoly. this made "nick" very happy. for he loves the game of monopoly.

Of course, these names have been changed to protect the innocent. although,we werent really scared of getting caught because ronald had our back.

the game started out pretty slow. "lary" got thrown in jail 2 times in a row and made some friends with a lifer named bubba. he was pretty cool. "erik" was the first one to snatch up a lot of the property. "nick" and "lisa" soon followed. "lary" and "brandon" went a few turns without any property and then decided to team up. the game was getting intense.

as the game contuined on, "brandon" was the first up with hotels. but "lisa" soon had hotels of her own. everybody started landing on "lisa"'s Property. She started to rule the game board with an iron fist. "Nick" tried to go out of turn, but quick "erik" cuaght him.

"Nick" was slow to react all night. we would land on his property all the time and he didn't even know it. This made "nick" very angry.

Finally it was coming down to the good part. "lary" and "erik" were near broke. "lisa" took all their property from them. "Brandon" contuined to let lary stay at his hotels free of charge, but eventually lary ran out of money. this makes "lary" very sad.

"Lary" is so filled with anger, he decides to clean before he kills someone. he scrubbed that spot for over an hour.

The next to go out was "erik." he couldn't afford "lisas" high hotel bills.

The game contuined to be intense. "Nick" was just barely hanging on, but eventually, he too, fell victim to "lisas" high hotel costs. nick was out.

"Brandon" had some property with hotels on them, but "lisa" wasn't landing on them. after a heated battle, the game was over. "Brandon" lost.

The Iron Fist of "lisa" prevailed. she took away our houses, robbed us of our money, and left our kids without a father because the pressure of failing was too great. look at her gloat.

Even though "lary" was broke, he still gave what little he had to chairty. cause afterall, thats who the real winners of this is. the children.

I'm a winner, where's my money? Take me back and give me my money!