Bye bye little sophia. It's time that pappa goes out and hangs out with a real man, to remember what its like to be a real man. We're going to cut down trees, drink beer, wrestle bears, and shower together after a long day of hard manly work.
But first, Brandon must stop by the doctor's office to get his man card renewed.
Brandon reads some material while he waits for the doctor to check him out to make sure he really is a man.
Good news everybody! The card has been renewed! Brandon is still a man. A man of all men, so says the doctor and doctors never ever lie. THEY NEVER LIE.
Brandon has no idea where Mike B lives, so he uses GPS. Wait, what? Using GPS is like asking for directions. Turn in that man card.
"Hey, wait! mike! where are you going? come baaaaaaaaaaaaaack mike...come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"
Just kidding. Mike came back. He was just placing a hammer in the trunk of his car....
Brandon and Mike go to a manly bar and eat manly food and drink manly beer while hitting on a FEMALE bartender that mike has a crush on. All manly things.
While waiting for their 40lb steak and 20lbs of potatos to cook, they play a game. Brandon wins, of course.
Brandon, in efforts to prove that he has a man, gets pretty drunk drinking his 1 tall size beer, and tries to pay for lunch with his speedy rewards card.
Good thing Mike is more of a man than Brandon, He's got a manly liver and one beer doesn't affect him. He's alright to drive home.
Brandon and mike stop at the party store to buy a party. Brandon buys food. YUMMY!
"Wait! what are you doing COMCAST! don't be screwing with our cable now! we've got mad halo 3 to play! Thats manly, right?"
This is mikes cat. He has a bad haircut. Why? Because mike has a bad haircut and he did not want to feel lonely.
Brandon has to take a dump. He grabs some reading material. Nothing more manly that pooping and America, right?
Brandon tries to eat the cat. True he still may be tipsy, but that cat looked so delicious.
Realizing that Brandon is still a little intoxicated, the cat decides to try and take advanatage of him.
Brandon likes where this is going, so he returns the favor.
Brandon and the Cat share romantic moments playing HALO 3. What could be sweeter?
Brandon and the Cat drink from the same bottle. What could be more romantic?
Brandon grooms himself and makes himself pretty, big things are about to happen.
The cat informs brandon that there will be no cuddling after. Brandon gets angry.
The cat tells Brandon the money is on the table. Brandon can let himself out.
Brandon feels used, and begins crying in the loneliness of his own car. He doesn't feel very manly at all. What an awful day. Brandon needs to eat icecream to make himself feel better.