Brandon arrives at the airport at 6:40am. 50 minutes ahead of depature time. He heads to the bathroom and taps his foot under the stall wall. Wow. really? hasn't this joke been played out enough? NO. NO IT HASN'T.

Brandon buckles his seatbelt...tight...super tight...incase they crash that little seat belt will keep him securly in his seat. Who cares if the plane bursts into a million pieces, catches fire, falls from the sky onto the highway, getting run over by hundreds of cars going to work, Brandon will still be safe because of that seatbelt.

Look it how beautiful the view is. Why on earth could Brandon hate flying so bad?

Bradon has been in the air for less than 5 minutes. it's 7:50am. It's time to bust out the booze to try and get him through this flight without freaking out.

They land at the first switch in Charlotte, NC. There was so much fog on the ground, Brandon couldn't even see the tip of the wing. HAHA. i bet he was a wreck when they landed. What? he was already smashed so he didn't have a care in the world? Wowzers.

Brandon got into the airport ahead of his next flight, so he tried to jump onto the next flight to savannah, ya know, get there early and stuff. However, all flights out of Charlotte were cancelled due to thick heavy brows, err, fog. sorry brandon. So he stopped and got something to eat. It was awful.

Brandon had so much time inbetween, his "magic happy feeling" wore off. So. Off to the magic fairy to give him some more magic fairy dust so flying is that much more easy.

This lady was so annoying on her cell phone talking so loud so everybody can hear her. She thought she was so funny, NOW WHOSE FUNNY?! not you, thats for sure...wait...is that a lady? Damnit. The joke is no longer funny. She wins again.

OH MAN! there it is. Lary's truck and lary, waiting for his buddy brandon to arrive in GA to help move him home...but brandon never arrived....his plane...well....

"Dude, tell them the truth. It's not funny to joke about somebody dieing because their plane exploded, or got time warped through a worm hole. What if somebody sees this and ends up getting all deperessed because of the memory that this little joke recalls?"

"HAHA JOKES ON YOU LARY! Not only does NOBODY come here to see this website, but even if they did, they'd already be so depressed from looking at other awful adventures, they would have killed themself's long before getting to this point."

So they head into savanaha and grab lunch. What better place for 2 straight best friends who've been gone from eachothers arms for so long to catch up at.

Lary: "And here it is. Savanaha GA."
Brandon: "Thats it?"
Lary: "Yup."
Brandon: "This street is gonna hurt from my fist of justice later."
Lary: "What does that even mean?"
Brandon: "WHO CARES. Just don't jump lary. It's not worth it."
Lary: "You're not worth it"
Brandon: "How dare you. I'm going home. SIKE. just kidding. I have no way of getting home anyway.

Lary shows Brandon why he came down here to help. There is so much stuff lary couldn't handle it himself.

This is where lary has been living for the past while. Wait? is that an old limo off to the side parked in the grass?

Why yes. Yes it is. And it's for sale. Intrested buyers may get the info from mailing this website. Wait, is that a brother and sister making out in the window behind the limo? Why yes, yes it is. This is GA, silly. Thats considered normal. Did you take a picture of this limo just to make it look not so obvious you were taking a picture of a brother and sister making out in GA when thats considered normal anyway? maybe. Just maybe.

I'm busy trying to find a funny caption for this picture but nothing is coming. So i'm sure i'll get done with this, get lazy and not even bother to fix this. so, just be sick to your stomach and i hope your lungs hurt in sympathy for whoever smoked those.

Brandon gets a quick nap before they head out for the night and hit the town to do....something...not really sure...they don't have any plans yet...just seeing how it goes.

how does it go?