Brandon is so pumped. He is going to an orchid show, or a flower show if you will, with his wife and her brother and sister-in-law. This sounds like it is going to be one super sweet adventure. It could probably define the entire adventure section of the website. This could be the best of the best. One thing is right, this will equal all of the other adventures. LAME.
Jason has the right idea. Nothing like going to a flower show bombed out of your mind. Least then maybe it would be tolerable.
The girls waste no time being girls, comparing jewerly and talking about the color of their nails.
Jason contiunes to drink even more.
The girls lead the way into the sweet show. This place looks huge. I bet its going to be one heck of a show with all kinds of
rides and pyrotechnics.
And that's about the extent of it.
What's this? Gambling at an orchid show? SA WEET. This show got Brandon's intrest. He baught 20 tickets.
Everybody marvels the award winning orchid....
And there are some more award winning orchids.....
And more...???
What kind of show is this? Every plant gets an award so nobody gets their feelings hurt?!
Brandon is not impressed.
Brandon's intrests are renewed when they head to the refreshment section!
Looks like this guy is "mortified" at how amazing these orchids are. HA! Get it! See what i did there? I used the word moritifed
in a joke because he really is mortified! he's made of metal! or stone. Or something. But still. Thats what makes it funny! Using
that word! Ha!
After the show, Brandon and sarah kill some time by eating some delicious Dippin' Dots.
"OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO COLD THEY ARE FROZEN TO MY TOUNGE! AHHH! THE PAIN"
"SEE! right there! SEE IT! the burn! i am so suing. I'm taking you to the bank dippin dots!"
"Brandon, you are so silly. I am not going to file with you in this lawsuit. You're on your own buddy.
Hahah! somebody spray painted a picture on this stop sign.
AND THERE TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!