Brandon and Sarah are happy to get out of the house! they've made a date to go see their buddy, Ryan, do his stand up act! they are just happy to make it seem like they've actually got friends they hang out with.
"Uh, hey guys, can i go with you? I'm your friend." "You're a dog silly! You'll have to sit this one out. No dogs allowed."
After getting lost in kalkaska, sarah finally gave into brandon's constant bugging and they bought a GPS. Good thing too, this place is
48 miles from their house and it'll take an hour and a half to get there. Man, they sure are out to prove that they actually have friends.
Brandon gets hungry so he stops by taco bell so he can stuff his fat face. Gross. I can hear you getting fatter, fatty mc fat fat.
Oh wow, that place is nice! look it at how big it is! i bet there is going to be a ton of people there. Ryan must finally be making
it up the ladder.
Oh man, looks can be decieving. I guess you could call it a sell out crowd, all 30 seats are actually filled.
Kevin hopes this is good. He's so stressed out he's ready to kill somebody and he needs a good laugh. Maybe he really just needs a hug.
And the show begins with this guy. He introduces everybody. I guess you could say he's the host. or the mater D. Or the cool guy
who, well. i don't know. Run with it. I can't spoon feed you everything.
This old guy thinks he can stand up there and just say vulgar things and it'll be funny because,..well..he's old. Well let me tell you
gramps, the only thing funny is the fact that your old and your lame jokes won't be around much longer cause you're knocking on deaths
door.
This guy was pretty funny, although most fat people are funny. He could have just stood there and people would laugh, but he did
have some good jokes aside from the typical fat jokes.
They gave ryan the sign. He's up next. He's pretty nervous because he hasn't drank enough beer yet and he's up next. CHUG CHUG CHUG
Ryan went. It was a pretty ok show for him. Not the best he's done but it was a tough crowd. He had some good ones in there and not so good ones. Theres no pictures because the camera was being used to video tape it. I'm sure it'll be on youtube so i'll post a link to it when i'm not so lazy.
This guy thought making fun of retarded people would be funny and it's not. He doesn't realize that the actual retarded people are what is
funny, not the jokes about them. Thats just wrong.
Ryan doesn't understand it. He thought he was dynomyte tonight!
Kevin, being the good friend that he is, just listens to ryan talk about how awesome he is while kevin thinks how he's just ok. Atleast
he doesn't suck, right?
Kevin really didn't laugh so he's still wound tighter than...c'mon people, its a faimly oriented site. Use your imaganation. Either way,
he's still super duper pissed off so look out, he's coming for you.
EVerybody car pooled and had just enough seats without brandon and sarah thus making them take their own car and allowing them to go
hang out after the show and make brandon and sarah think they are really just going home.
It doesn't matter. Brandon doesn't have any fuel for his car. He had to find the closest dumpster and refull his delorian. It runs on
garbage now, no longer plutonium.