"Hey, Sophia! momma went on a much needed vacation and i'm left home with you! What is it you want to do? I know! You're a girl and what do all girls love to do? GOOOO SHOPPING!"


"Sophia, are you comfortable back there? I hope so, cause we're gonna pick up one more!"


"OH YEAH BRANDON! I'M READY TO GO SHOPPING WITH YOU AND THE GIRL! LETS DOOOOOOO IT!"


So Brandon, Sophia and Kevin all head to the outdoor mall to walk around and buy...something.....


"Hey, papa, we're here and i'm all dressed up looking cute. What do you plan to buy me?"


Kevin can't find what he wants or needs from the APPLE STORE. So, pretty much going to the mall was a waste. Although, we did get some quality time together.


Sophia looks at the wall of the many options of the items she wants to buy.


Kevin decides he wants to buy something nice and sweet for his good friend brandon.


"Nice shirt, buddy." "Brandon..." "yes?" "Isn't that the same shirt you have on?" "NO!"


"Uh, brandon, i think it is the same shirt. did you call eachother up before and plan that?! HAH!"


Too bad they didn't have a 4th, otherwise a bocce ball game could have broken out!


A pedophiles dream. Small small children running through fountians with no clothes on or very little and it's outdoors in public view.


"uh, brandon, didn't you just take a couple of pictures of those kids running around pratically naked for your so called "website?"


"Yeah, but you see Sophia, nobody actually visits the website, so he's got nothing to worry about. I'm hungry. lets go eat."


The mall taco bell was too busy. They they head back to the car, get in and go to a drive through fast food joint.


"Quit being an arm rest hog!"


And they get lunch at taco bell.


Kevin is excited because they left a mint for him in the bag. He's gonna need it after the toxic gas that's going to be coming out of his butt. err. i mean mouth.


Sophia is bored with this adventure, already, and goes to sleep, which is what the few people who do actually come to this website end up doing.


Kevin leaves and this adventure is over with no productivity at all. Although.


Brandon is so sad that his friend left him, and it took so long for this adventure to actually go up on the webpage, AND, nobody will actually see this website, brandon can say they went shopping for an engagement ring for kevins girlfriend. now. his fionce or however you spell that stupid word. Either way, she said yes and now they are going to get married.

DONT DO IT KEVIN!