"Hey Sophia! It's your first birthday! you are turning one year old! you've survived the kasper family for 365 days and that in itself is a time to celebrate! lets head over to Aunt Sue's and Uncle Terrys and party like its 1999!"
"uh, papa, why would i want to party like its 1999 when that was one of the worst songs ever by the worst bands/man ever. I can't believe you would bring up such a refernce. It makes me sick. SICK!"
Sorry Jerry. Dogs are not allowed to go to this party. Guard the house from space invaders and men with whips trying to steal our acient treasure!
"Sarah, get in! we're leaving already! i sware. Always waiting on women."
"OH MY GOSH SARAH I WAS ONLY KIDDING! YOU'RE ALWAYS ON TIME! ALWAYS! ITS ME WE WAIT ON! PLEASE DONT HIT ME AGAIN!"
Cousin Sydney thinks it's her birthday party, so she plans on putting on a show.
"This is my party, sista, and you aint gonna steal it. so back your truck up."
Whose that hiding out in the bushes...peeping up through our window?
Why its cousin josh! wait. theres more?
Its Aunt Stefanie? wait a second. Is the party in here? or is it out there in those bushes?
No everybody, the party is right here!
Aunt Erika is excited because she gets to sit with all her friends....every single one of them....they've already showed up....and are sitting with her...sooooo many friends.....
And there is cousin Sam and her boyfriend. Sitting on the couch. Doing nothing. No productivity. Nothing. Just sitting there. Like bumbs on a log.
Or maybe they are just waiting in line to eat the best cake ever.
And since sophia is only one year old and she can't use silverware and well, its her birthday so we'll spoil the crap outta her, she gets her own cake. ALL TO HERSELF!