Spring into action, jump tuck roll, cheer! GOOOOO BULLDOGS!

Welcome to the adventure josh. i have no idea what your trying to REP-RESENT MY BROTHA!

After 8 months of borrowing these 2 items, josh finally gives em back. what a dead beatfriend.

This kid never saw it coming.

We stopped in to talk to the "controller of nature" and prayed for a good year of crops. The farms been in trouble the past few years and shes about to go under, and we cant loose that. shes been in our faimly for generations. why, i think my great great great great great great great great granddaddy started this when he came over on the may flower.

Hey! look its sarah! she deicded to join us in our adventure. my this is turning into a party. oh, excuse me, a part-tay.

go scott, go scooott, its your brithday, its your birthday!

Punk kids wandering around in a store can only mean one thing. trouble.

License and registration please. You punk kids are up to no good, i dont know what, but im going to find out. and when i do, you'll wish you have never been born...

Sarahs causing trouble by leaving skid marks, and no we're not talking about in her pants.

"The dinosaurs...they have gotten out. they are...that way!"

"um, i think i farted." "DUDEEEEE, NO WAY" "um, yup. my bad."

Man, i'd love to unwrap her package..

So, we all hung around in the book section of target, reading some books.

We decided to let josh pay because he works at target and hes going to get everybody a discount. but dont tell his boss cause im sure he could get fired for this. although, the 2 people that actually read these things, the odds of them actually knowing his boss are slim to none. its almost like i could actually walk around here in my underpants and nobody would notice.

Josh tried to short change her so she whipped out some kung fu shit and karate chopped his head off.

We then decided to go over to chili's and eat because we were hungry.

i think she farted again...

We left the table a mess, i bet they we're pissed cause they were closed. HAHA.

This cop had pulled over a nice old lady. He got out and started bashing her face in. She started screaming out about her grand kids being in the back and how its a shame to see this happend. the Cop was upset because his wife had cooked him a horriable dinner and then went up stairs and started making out with his cousin so he had a chip on his shoulder going into work to begin with and now hes taking it out on this poor old lady while her grandkids are witinessing this. man, those grand kids i bet are going to grow up to be either really weird or really normal. i bet they might even join a cult, like heavens gate or something and end up doing a mass sucide and then its sad that they arent around for us to all laugh at how stupid they were because haha, the world didnt end and they are all dead and man, they were stupid.

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