Our trip to texas started off on a sour note. lary seemd to have sand up his vagina that he couldnt get out. he was pissed cause brandon had to work late helping load and take care of a 15 year old girl who was parlyzed be loaded into the ambulance. what a heartless bastard lary is.
Kellie's all exicted because she gets to go to texas and ride with brandon,
this would be a true statement, but kellies in love with another man.
Lary drove all night and at daybreak it was brandons turn to drive. HE was in
some serious trouble, he even stopped to drink coffee. YUCk!
They pretened they were doing road rules or something gay like that, and this
is brandon confessing his love for kellie on the dashboard cam.
This is kellie not careing, if you listen hard enough, you can actually hear
brandons heart ripping in half.
Larys asleep in the back. His mother wouldnt let us take any seats out,
so brandon, being the only tall one had the worst time sleeping. Im sure the
shorter lary and kellie had a dandy little sleep. bastards.
The hard tennenneseens at work paving roads that were just paved 20 minutes
ago. down there they have money to blow on repaving roads. man, i should
move to tennenesee. or not, cause that'd be gay. sounds like something lary
would do, or kellies boyfriend....
Yup, larys still back there sleeping. i bet he's thinking of kirsten. wanna know
how i know? because he has a renob, and where is his other hand? huh huh?
nobody knows.
Brandons angry that there are so many cops around.they are trying to trick him.
but hes got the upperhand, hes got the momma larys minivan. the cops see that
and they know not to mess with it.
YAY, were in another gay state! the natural state? i mean what the hell is that?
"hi, were arkansas, and were the "natural" state. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
THE NATURAL STATE! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA, stupid homos.
Heres some scenic shots cause im to lazy to type.
