This is where it began.

Brandon is tired and wore out from constantly fighting the photographers. Swinging fists of rage!

On the way up to the falls, they stopped along some sort of roadside look out. There were hookers and drugs and gambling going on. It must be indian country.

Sarah yells out to the gods that she isn't afraid of no photographers and to give it all they've got because they are going DOWN baby DOWNTOWN TO CHINA TOWN.

Sarah quickly gives in after one of them pulls out a gun. She poses and this picture quickly goes on the front cover of the Enquirer.

They pull over to yet another roadside shack. This one is called Sea Shell City This one had this giant man eating clam. The plaque on the wall says so.

OH MY GOD ITS GOT SOMEBODYS ARM! oh wait, its just a paparazzi. They aren't real people. They have no soul. Eat away clam, Eat away.

Brandon is so happy that there is one less fool following him around, so he high 5's the bear and they ate some honey together. It was delicious!

Theres the mystery spot. Theres no mystery about it. It is by far the WORST road side stand EVER. Don't EVER go there. Its no mystery. and thats the mystery about it. Why on earth people go there. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

And here is the campground we've decided to stay at...wow. what a camping experience we are going to have. A grassy parking lot.

And here is sarah enjoying the camping trip. Yup, we fit all that in there.

The fun doesn't stop on Brandon's Vacations! Thats right folks, Watching a log burn! OOOOo you're all upset you cant be there! Too bad. Its private invite only.

All that log burning watching has made sarah tired. Goodnight Sarah. Goodnight moon. Goodnight bed. Goodnight Shades. Goodnight Light. Goodnight creepy guy looking at us through the window. Goodnight carpet. Goodnight bikes.

Goodnight my crappy life after i kill myself from these stupid adventures