The first present of the night was handed to sarah's brother, Jason. He's got a huge crush on Brandon, so I bet the gift
Brandon gave him is going to be great. It's probably a 5 gallon tub of vasoline or underpants with the butt hole cut out.
How awesome is that! It's a t-shirt with a picture of Brandon's face on it, giving a kiss!
Next up is Kristen. This is Jason's "wife." Shes unwrapping a jar of icing that could be used on a cake, or cupcakes, or
her husbands chest...
SYKE! it's another t-shirt with Brandon's face on it, this time, doing something different!
Next up is Sarah's dad. Another t-shirt with Brandon's face on it...also doing something different! The demon dog is pissed at something.
Why? who know's, its a demon. When is it not pissed?
Sarahs older sister, Becky, gets a shirt with Brandon's face on it! She cut it up and used it as toiletpaper.
Sarah's younger sister, Meagan, also gets a shirt with Brandon's face on it. Doing something different than the rest
of the shirts. She uses it as a pillow case and kisses it goodnight before bed, every single night.
Somebody...not Brandon...Pointed out to Sarah's dad that Brandon's face is on his wifes cans. She seems to take a liking
to it...and he doesn't....