yay brandon! im so excited that we get to go to the zoo i can hardly keep my vomit down!

"sarah, keep throwing stones at it till it does something. i paid good moeny for this zoo, i expect these aminals to be doing something like making funny faces or ballon figureines."

Find the snake, win a prize!

There it is! YOU LOSE.

Explain this one to me...

Sarah reads up on her information about snakes. for instance, did you know that a snake is neither a sna nor an ke? so how the hell did they come up with the name? i'll tell you. a group of indians were sitting around making "peace" and all of a sudden a snake appeard and one of them yelled, SNAKE! in their indian type language, and then they all looked at eachother and laughed.

haha, those turtles are having sex. i noticed all of the parents avoided this one, and there i was, taking pictures of it.

Those snake charmers aint got nothing on brandon, hes petting a deadly cement cobra. watch out, they bite! OOOOO

Brandons favroite aminal/rodent. a capabara. do your own reasearch.

"Hello Mr.PolarBear. arent you confused? thats not ice, its rocks and yes its about 90 degrees outside.

Sarah, dont eat the bears.

Zoo 2